Fart Machine Extreme Review

If you buy just one fart app this week, this is the one for you. Fart Machine Extreme includes all of the farting excellence you'd find in nine different fart apps -- all in one.

We don't have enough space to write about all of the features and options of this app. Nor can we touch on all of the possible ways you could use it. But let's start with a few of them.

First up, let's take a quick look at Fart Blower. With this you can amaze your friends with the amazing power of the fart. Hold the speaker from your iPhone up to a candle and hit the button and watch as the fart from the iPhone makes the flame flickr. Luckily virtual farts are not flammable.

My favorite has to be the fart piano mode. A great virtual piano allows you to explore your inner virtuoso in a full octave of farts. You have to wonder, if Mozart had access to something like this, what would he have created?

Other modes include: Fart Sound board with 30 amazing fart sounds, Fart Cushion, Fart Grenade, Pull My Finder in stunning 3D, Stinky Ass Detector, and a hilarious 3D elephant fart mode. Great fun, and educational.

See the video below for a quick overview of one of the nine modes of this app. Sorry it's in German, but that somehow seems more appropriate.

There are some downsides to this app though. For one, there's now iPad version. I think we can all agree that the iPad really needs this app. It's what Apple created the iPad for.